Actual conversation with a five year old:
Situation: Ben, having been sent to bed slightly earlier than normal is throwing a tantrum. His mom, not being able to calm him down leaves the room stating that when he can act like a five year old and not a two year old she will come back and say good night. A few minutes later Dad walks by the room:
Ben: MOM, MOM, MOM . . .
Dad: Mom told you that when you start acting like a five-year old she will come down and say good night.
Ben: I AM FIVE!
Dad: Than you need to act like it.
Ben: I AM FIVE NOT TWO!
Dad: Five year old don't cry like that, two-year olds do.
Ben: WELL I'M CRYING AND I AM FIVE SO FIVE-YEAR OLDS DO CRY LIKE THIS!
Amazing isn't it. I need to get this kid working on logic puzzles now. He might be pretty good at them.
2 comments:
That is so funny! Its times like that, that you can't help laughing even when they are in trouble! What a smartie!
so funny...
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